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Monday, May 02, 2005 - 02:23 PM

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TorontoSporting Life's favourite team entry returns to defend their 3rd place finish from 2003 amid some tough competition from Big Business....
INDIVIDUAL RESULTS


Gun Time Chip Time


0:44:08.2 0:44:05.4 DONATO, PETER

Manages to hold onto the "runner" title, but next time do your car maintenance after the race

0:45:20.7 0:45:02.6 LLOYD, KATE

Best time for the chics but we're counting on better results unless she starts drinking

0:51:02.6 0:50:43.5 HINDLEY, MIKE
The strapping young lad popped his 10K cherry

0:54:43.9 0:49:30.8 O'DONNELL, TODD
Todd was the best member of the team (I smell Sleeman sponsorship in the future)

0:54:45.3 0:49:32.3 LARMER, SCOTT
Pride still intact (for this year), he sqeeked out a victory over his wife

0:55:52.4 0:52:20.7 LARMER, JANET
Her time was coincidentally the same cooking time as breakfast

0:59:52.0 0:54:20.9 HARTMAN, CHRISTIAN
Couldn't seem to keep the right shirt on the outside, but he did drink before and after the race

1:00:24.2 0:56:55.1 DONATO, LISA
PB time, thanks to her rabbit

1:00:27. 00:56:54.8 MILLER, JENNIFER
Just like Mike, popped her 10K cherry too......hmmm, absentee husband, cherries popping......

1:06:45.0 1:01:31.5 DOORENSPLEET, TIM
Managed to lollygag his way down the course without getting lost

1:10:23.6 1:05:52.9 O'CONNELL, HUGH
Suspect performance......no witnesses, given his aroma we'll give him the benefit of the doubt

1:10:24.0 1:05:53.8 LUCAS, JOHANNA
Does anyone know this girl?

JP BOOTH - No idea where he was, but rumour has it Burger King sales were up today.

CHRIS DAHLGREN - He might have been there.......he is pretty quiet.

Special mention to Stone, known to be somewhat of a switch hitter, he has confirmed that he'll commit to the 9 drunks team next time around.

0:55:55.0 0:50:42.9 STONE, JONATHAN

We also look forward to the return of some of our original members, Alyson Bourke (c'mon, we're more fun than writing an exam) and Darren Brockie (or a reasonable facsimile.)


21 Corporate Teams Competed *note that we surpassed REEBOK, NEW BALANCE, and some team named CIT Run (creative name.....)

1. CIBC SPEED DEMONS
34:05 35:09 35:37 44:15 45:34 = 3:14:40
2. ROGERS
38:30 39:41 40:59 43:17 45:03 = 3:27:30
3. SCOTIA CAPITAL
38:15 39:57 42:33 44:26 46:10 = 3:31:21
4. MANULIFE
43:30 46:10 46:27 49:53 1:00:29 = 4:06:29
5. 9 DRUNKS & A RUNNER
44:09 45:21 51:03 54:44 55:53 = 4:11:10
6. BANDR2
7. TEAM STELLICK '05
8. SOFTCHOICE
9. NORTHWATER
10. TEAM NEW BALANCE
11. THE TABLOID TERRORS
12. C IT RUN
13. SUPER FRIENDS
14. BANDR1
15. BSS
16. REEBOK
17. WORKOPOLIS
18. SPIN FIT
19. PROCTOR & GAMBLE
20. DAVIES
21. J-DOGG'S JOGGERS
Note: Qualifications for team membership:

- Must drink before and after the race (sit at home Saturday nite cleaning your shoes and you're OFF the team)

- mandatory drug-testing Sunday morning before the race, in front of Second Cup, get caught with drugs and you're ON THE TEAM!

- pre-race get-together at a bar to warm up (Saturday afternoon - necessary)

- post-race get-together - miss this and you're not getting invited back next year, unless you puked at the race and don't have a spare shirt to wear afterwards...


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